Santa's Naughty List Certificate - $6 with Free Shipping

Santa's Naughty List Certificate - $6 with Free Shipping

What can we say? We’re sure you tried your very hardest all year long. You put in your best effort, toiling super hard to go that extra mile. And in the end . . . IT PAID OFF! You made it onto the Naughty List! Congratulations! Oh sure, those goody-two-shoes over there on the Nice List might get the nicer presents, but let’s not forget that winter is still coming and you’re going to need that coal to keep warm. So they can go ahead and keep their fancy gadgets and doodads. They can’t burn their MP3 players. But your industrious naughtiness bought you enough coal to stay warm for months. You should be proud of your efforts. So proud, in fact, that you’ll want to display a genuine, bonafide Naughty List certificate with YOUR NAME on it! And looky here, we have one for just $6.

What’s that, you say? You would RATHER have the MP3 player? Tsk, tsk. You should have been nicer. Let this certificate be incentive for next Christmas to earn that Nice List Certificate (go ahead . . . click it and see what you’re missing out on).

For every naughty person on your Christmas list, for every person Santa sadly shakes his head at while filling their stockings with coal, there can only be one truly perfect gift – a Naughty List Certificate! Order yours today for all the naughty siblings, coworkers, neighbors, cousins, friends, kids, parents, or whoever on your list!

NOTE: Orders placed after December 10th are not guaranteed to arrive for Christmas.